New Millennium quotes from the mind of Smysizzle
Shakespearean:
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Fellatio...
Religious:
Give us this day our daily head.
Political:
Give me liberty or give me head.
Philosophical:
Pull your head out of your ass and think outside the bun.
Nature:
Green beans are nature's french fries.
Crickets are nature's Cabbies on crack.
So far, people have received new millennial wisdom.